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Commander 1

1×Surgeon General Commander$0.33

Creatures 34

1×Avatar of Me$0.22 1×Cardpecker$0.20 1×Carnivorous Death-Parrot$0.11 1×Cheatyface$1.11 1×Clam-I-Am$0.28 1×Clay Pigeon$0.43 1×Collector Protector$0.44 1×Double Header$0.13 1×Elvish Impersonators$0.20 1×Fraction Jackson$0.52 1×Frankie Peanuts$0.17 1×Frazzled Editor$0.27 1×Goblin Bookie$0.30 1×Goblin Bowling Team$0.33 1×Goblin S.W.A.T. Team$0.11 1×Greater Morphling$1.27 1×Hungry Hungry Heifer$0.38 1×Infernal Spawn of Evil$0.24 1×Infernal Spawn of Infernal Spawn of Evil$0.20 1×Jalum Grifter$0.82 1×Johnny, Combo Player$0.15 1×Knight of the Hokey Pokey$0.21 1×Krazy Kow$0.32 1×Magical Hacker$0.72 1×Monkey Monkey Monkey$0.23 1×Mons's Goblin Waiters$0.19 1×Mother of Goons$0.21 1×Our Market Research Shows That Players Like Really Long Card Names So We Made this Card to Have the Absolute Longest Card Name Ever Elemental$0.29 1×Richard Garfield, Ph.D.$0.24 1×Rock Lobster$0.65 1×Shoe Tree$0.16 1×Smart Ass$0.21 1×Spark Fiend$0.88 1×Urza's Science Fair Project$0.53

Instants 14

1×AWOL$0.17 1×Booster Tutor$4.86 1×Denied!$0.26 1×Double Dip$0.20 1×Duh$0.16 1×Flaccify$0.20 1×Get a Life$0.48 1×Goblin Tutor$0.57 1×Head to Head$0.23 1×Kill! Destroy!$1.29 1×Sauté$0.14 1×Spell Counter$1.83 1×Swords to Plowshares$1.44 1×Who // What // When // Where // Why$0.31

Sorceries 12

1×Ass Whuppin'$0.92 1×Face to Face$0.47 1×Flock of Rabid Sheep$0.32 1×Goblin Game$0.91 1×Granny's Payback$0.39 1×Look at Me, I'm the DCI$0.19 1×Nerf War 1×Once More with Feeling$1.23 1×Organ Harvest$0.35 1×Strategy, Schmategy$0.35 1×The Ultimate Nightmare of Wizards of the Coast® Customer Service$0.91 1×Wet Willie of the Damned$0.34

Artifacts 14

1×Ashnod's Coupon$13.93 1×Bronze Calendar$0.18 1×Chromatic Lantern$1.16 1×Giant Fan$0.73 1×Gleemax$8.93 1×Jack-in-the-Mox$2.56 1×Jester's Sombrero$1.93 1×Letter Bomb$2.33 1×Mana Screw$0.87 1×Mox Lotus$25.14 1×My First Tome$0.39 1×Pointy Finger of Doom$0.21 1×Sol Ring$1.36 1×World-Bottling Kit$0.88

Enchantments 6

1×Common Courtesy$0.18 1×Form of the Squirrel$9.74 1×Fowl Play$0.28 1×Handcuffs$0.60 1×Ow$0.69 1×The Cheese Stands Alone$11.08

Lands 32

1×City of Ass$37.72 1×Command Tower$0.36 1×Dragonskull Summit$0.42 5×Forest$0.19 1×Glacial Fortress$0.27 5×Island$0.17 5×Mountain$0.18 5×Plains$0.22 1×R&D's Secret Lair$3.27 1×Reliquary Tower$4.45 1×Sunpetal Grove$0.74 5×Swamp$0.21