Commander 1
Artifacts 30
Lands 69
Strategy notes
Hit-Monkey is a Rakdos-colored Voltron/aggro Commander deck built around suiting up Hit-Monkey with cheap, high-impact Equipment and attacking for large chunks of damage. The deck uses fast mana and cost reducers like Sol Ring, Lotus Petal, Jet Medallion, and Ruby Medallion to deploy its commander and gear quickly, then protects it with cards like Lightning Greaves, Swiftfoot Boots, Champion’s Helm, and Whispersilk Cloak.
Its main synergies come from stacking powerful Equipment such as Colossus Hammer, Blackblade Reforged, Nettlecyst, Commander's Plate, and Sword of Feast and Famine to make Hit-Monkey a lethal threat, while evasion tools like Rogue’s Passage, Trailblazer’s Boots, and cloak effects help push damage through. The deck aims to win primarily via commander damage, using double strike, trample, lifelink, and unblockability to end games quickly.
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